best-of-funny:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

can’t sleep, guess i’ll go eat everything in my fridge

SOMEONE HELP

fuck u anons

X

best-of-funny:

some songs wake up my inner stripper

X

I hate when…

lolsofunny:

I can’t put what I’m searching for into words. 

(lol here!)

Watching a funny movie,

lolsofunny:

With your family.

With your friends. 

(lol here!)

best-of-funny:

hereby:

mist-ea:

captaindiangelo:

tygridia:

b-udi:

forrrrrrever-young:

stateofgraces:

georgeshelleys:

iwasthomasriddle:

maybe the reason why I’m single is because I’ve never gone to a new years eve party at a ski resort and sung karaoke with a complete stranger

i don’t get it

u r not a true wildcat

ur head is not in the game

we r not all in this together

this is not the start of something new

u dont bet on it

ur not fabulous

gotta bop to the top

X

best-of-funny:

awkwardrabbit:

larry-gaymas:

do u ever just sit there with your legs open and then remember you are a girl

I shall not conform to societies expectations.

X

psyducked:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

drarna:

REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN YOU CATCH YOUR PARENTS GOSSIPING ABOUT YOU TO FAMILY MEMBERS LIKE TALK SHIT GET HIT BITCH

passion:

how to have a flat stomach

1. remove all of your organs